boom!

Mon, 10 Jul 2006 22:50:32 GMT

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 06:51:50 GMT

you should read about the fair tax.

it is interesting.

Fri, 14 Apr 2006 05:59:10 GMT

gnarls barkley is crazy.

..... but it's crossed my mind.

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 15:23:32 GMT

i woke up twice last night from nightmares; both times the antagonist of the dream was ketan.

so whats up ketan? why you got to be such a dick?

Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:53:49 GMT

does the fact i maintain a site with a blog on it make me a "blogger?"
...cause i really don't want to be a "blogger"

oh and the fact that i use emoticons?
or every now and then type teh instead of the (on purpose)

does that make me a "blogger?"

whats that eljay?
don't worry, you're full of 16 year old girls and russians... you'll be fine.
(and if you don't believe me just refresh this page* a few times and click on some of the pictures :) )

*can be very nsfw (you won't believe what people put on their eljay :) )

in case people are keeping score...

Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:56:00 GMT

hugh 1 the man 0

Wed, 22 Feb 2006 18:16:07 GMT

i have a swollen uvula.

i can feel it on my tounge.

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 19:11:26 GMT

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - A malicious computer worm has been found that targets Apple Computer Inc.'s Mac OS X operating system, believed to be the first such virus aimed specifically at the Mac platform.

The worm is called OSX/Leap-A, according to a posting on the Web site of antivirus software company Sophos, which said the worm is spread via instant messaging programs.

The worm attempts to spread via Apple's (Research) iChat instant messaging program, which is compatible with America Online's popular AIM instant messaging program, according to the Sophos Web site.

The worm sends itself to available contacts on the infected users' buddy list in a file called "latestpics.tgz," according to the Sophos Web site.

The vast majority of malicious hacks are aimed at Microsoft Corp.'s Windows operating system and some of its products, largely because Microsoft has more than 90 percent of the market for computer operating systems.

"This first Macintosh OS X threat is an example of the continuing spread of malicious code on to other platforms," said Vincent Weafer, senior director at Symantec Security Response, in a statement.

The worm will not automatically infect Mac computers, but will ask users to accept the file, Weafer said.

Symantec ranked the new worm as a Level 1 threat (with 5 being the most severe).

An Apple spokesperson was not immediately available to comment.

... it was bound to happen sooner or later.

Sun, 19 Feb 2006 22:31:10 GMT

At the same time the United States is having an internal debate about whether or not to bomb Iran (or take some type of military action) to stop their nuclear program the US is siding with Iran in a debate at the United Nations to "deny UN consultative status to organizations working to protect the rights of lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) people," according to Human Rights Watch:

In a letter to Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice, a coalition of 40 organizations, led by the Human Rights Campaign, Human Rights Watch, the International Gay and Lesbian Human Rights Commission, and the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force, called for an explanation of the vote which aligned the United States with governments that have long repressed the rights of sexual minorities.

"This vote is an aggressive assault by the U.S. government on the right of sexual minorities to be heard," said Scott Long, director of the LGBT rights program at Human Rights Watch. "It is astonishing that the Bush administration would align itself with Sudan, China, Iran and Zimbabwe in a coalition of the homophobic."

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 11:05:21 GMT

...i liked it.

Mon, 02 Jan 2006 06:02:37 GMT

2006 is the year of conflict.

or at least it is how it started.
and to think.
some people are so sure they got it figured out.

whatever.
my phone doesn't ring but i don't mind.

Tue, 27 Dec 2005 23:58:31 GMT

"Most people don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?"

-- Thomas Hesse, president of Sony BMG's global digital business division

The music giant responds in an NPR interview to complaints that anti-copying technology on some of its CDs creates serious security vulnerabilities in computers.

sure, i might be the only one to find this funny; but it is funny.

Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:20:12 GMT

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... end transmission.

Wed, 28 Sep 2005 13:36:45 GMT

all i want to know is what started beeping wildly at 4:30am.

Tue, 09 Aug 2005 18:04:49 GMT

soon.

Tue, 21 Jun 2005 00:42:43 GMT

and because no one checks my personal blog,
(because i haven't really told anyone, and why would they waste the effort.)
for your viewing pleasure i present :

NO EST BUENO!

Mon, 20 Jun 2005 21:47:18 GMT

my favorite thing about livejournal is catching kevin's entries before he makes them private.

p.s. i remember cash... for a douchebag, he was alright. (the funniest thing about that place is the micro-management loving company men... no one should care that much for less than 30k a year, no one.)

Wed, 25 May 2005 23:15:41 GMT

tarzan rubberband, bitches.

Sun, 22 May 2005 22:00:45 GMT

finally, it's been too long...
	You thought you'd never see them again, but you were wrong. Now it is decided that the Spice Girls are to make a comeback. The girls are going to head out on a world tour with all the original members, including Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell. Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, gave the news to GMTV last night. In addition to the tour, Spice Girls are to release a ‘Best of' album. The tour is also said to ensure the girls a large paycheck.

finally, it's been too long...

You thought you'd never see them again, but you were wrong. Now it is decided that the Spice Girls are to make a comeback. The girls are going to head out on a world tour with all the original members, including Ginger Spice, Geri Halliwell.

Scary Spice, Melanie Brown, gave the news to GMTV last night. In addition to the tour, Spice Girls are to release a ‘Best of' album. The tour is also said to ensure the girls a large paycheck.

Sat, 21 May 2005 03:31:14 GMT

SELF-REFERENTIAL APTITUDE TEST, by Jim Propp (propp@math.wisc.edu)

The solution to the following puzzle is unique; in some cases the
knowledge that the solution is unique may actually give you a short-cut
to finding the answer to a particular question, but it's possible to
find the unique solution even without making use of the fact that the
solution is unique. (Thanks to Andy Latto for bringing this subtlety
to my attention.)

I should mention that if you don't agree with me about the answer to #20,
you will get a different solution to the puzzle than the one I had in mind.
But I should also mention that if you don't agree with me about the answer
to #20, you are just plain wrong. :-)

You may now begin work.

1. The first question whose answer is B is question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

2. The only two consecutive questions with identical answers are questions
(A) 6 and 7
(B) 7 and 8
(C) 8 and 9
(D) 9 and 10
(E) 10 and 11

3. The number of questions with the answer E is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

4. The number of questions with the answer A is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

5. The answer to this question is the same as the answer to question
(A) 1
(B) 2
(C) 3
(D) 4
(E) 5

6. The answer to question 17 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

7. Alphabetically, the answer to this question and the answer to the
following question are
(A) 4 apart
(B) 3 apart
(C) 2 apart
(D) 1 apart
(E) the same

8. The number of questions whose answers are vowels is
(A) 4
(B) 5
(C) 6
(D) 7
(E) 8

9. The next question with the same answer as this one is question
(A) 10
(B) 11
(C) 12
(D) 13
(E) 14

10. The answer to question 16 is
(A) D
(B) A
(C) E
(D) B
(E) C

11. The number of questions preceding this one with the answer B is
(A) 0
(B) 1
(C) 2
(D) 3
(E) 4

12. The number of questions whose answer is a consonant is
(A) an even number
(B) an odd number
(C) a perfect square
(D) a prime
(E) divisible by 5

13. The only odd-numbered problem with answer A is
(A) 9
(B) 11
(C) 13
(D) 15
(E) 17

14. The number of questions with answer D is
(A) 6
(B) 7
(C) 8
(D) 9
(E) 10

15. The answer to question 12 is
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

16. The answer to question 10 is
(A) D
(B) C
(C) B
(D) A
(E) E

17. The answer to question 6 is
(A) C
(B) D
(C) E
(D) none of the above
(E) all of the above

18. The number of questions with answer A equals the number of questions
with answer
(A) B
(B) C
(C) D
(D) E
(E) none of the above

19. The answer to this question is:
(A) A
(B) B
(C) C
(D) D
(E) E

20. Standardized test is to intelligence as barometer is to
(A) temperature (only)
(B) wind-velocity (only)
(C) latitude (only)
(D) longitude (only)
(E) temperature, wind-velocity, latitude, and longitude

( to go to the main SRAT page, go to www.math.wisc.edu/~propp/srat.html )

Wed, 18 May 2005 22:13:03 GMT

leroy jenkins

Fri, 13 May 2005 21:11:49 GMT

i just bought two domains... monkeybananaraffle.net and sweettits.net... let me know if you guys need another email.

Mon, 04 Apr 2005 18:07:40 GMT

to all you cardinals out there.. i'm running for pope! write me in on your ballot.

Mon, 14 Mar 2005 12:00:27 GMT

and if i could stop yawning,

or better yet...

if my desk was more comfortable.

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 08:13:02 GMT

and we wonder where the time goes.
no we don't
we know where it goes.
wasted dreaming sleeping working doing.

even the accomplished.
the busy.

where did all the time go?

there is never enough.
and the good so quick.
and the bad so stubborn.

spent the last few hours
watching the percents grow.
watching the time go.

only 5 more circles.
(the little hand)
and i go home.

to sleep.
or not.

to work?
to help?
to be there?
to behold.

so what are you gonna do?
how are you going to spend your time?

are you ever going to make sense of all of this.
you wonder. then you get old.

my dad got older yesterday,
and i get older soon.
another year.
another circle.
(this time round the sun)

where will i be this time next time around?
clawing into the earth as not to be shook off?
standing on my own two again?

the percents still grow,
my legs are numb from exhaustion.

how do you get tired from sitting?

blah blah blah.

end transmission.